The News Rap-Up: 2.16.19

Yours truly got your News Rap-Up. (Current events from inside the booth.) Yours truly got your News Rapped-Up. (‘Cause ain’t no such thing as halfway truth.) The worst president ever went down to El Paso to fluff a Klan rally…

The News Rap-Up: 2.16.19

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Yours truly got your News Rap-Up.
(Current events from inside the booth.)
Yours truly got your News Rapped-Up.
(‘Cause ain’t no such thing as halfway truth.)

The worst president ever went down to El Paso
to fluff a Klan rally full of racist assholes,
provoke an attack on a camera man,
lie about a wall, and feed red meat to jackals.
Brace yourself for the All-Star weekend,
game is Sunday at 8PM Eastern.
Two Predictions: Team LeBron over Team Giannis
And, like, ZERO defense.
(Boom.) And here’s a little music news
All six Grammy viewers got a lit up fuse
For the Rap Album award, gave Cardi the blues,
instead of spending that energy to win one, too.
Kyler Muray’s going curve the A’s.
Apple’s working on a biometric car.
Disney turned Will Smith into a Smurf,
and that’s the week around you in sixteen bars.

Yours truly got your News Rap-Up
(Current events from inside the booth.)
Yours truly got your News Rapped-Up,
(‘Cause ain’t no such thing as halfway truth.)

Instrumental:
Shook Ones Pt. 2 by Mobb Deep*

*I do not own the rights to this music. I’m just a huge fan!”

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