A documentary about the wonders of the Aquarium and its underwater kingdom, home/prison of the fish, the shark, the recently discovered octopus and many, many more!
Alan Smithee’s groundbreaking, award winning, documentary was initially put on hold by the official documentary production authorities due to some of it’s dubious facts and statements. But after years of pressure by Alan Smithee himself they have finally relented and decided to release it in all it’s glory, unchecked facts and all. Despite it’s mixed reviews and the dismay of marine biologists and education authorities it won ‘Best Documentary Short Film’ at this years Patapsco Film Festival, Montpelier.
See selected reviews below:
Mark Kermode, film critic: “I can’t believe this was ever considered as an education film for schools? Jonathan Octopus? Fish school gangs? Who was in charge of research? But I did like it. It’s a total smash. 4.5/5”
Bernard Eisenschitz: film critic/historian: “Out of ten i’d give it one”
Eddie Murphy, funny actor etc: “I haven’t seen it.”
Steven Spielberg, directorist: “I hear Jaws is in it? Is Jaws in it?”
MC Hammer, rap singer: “Heck, this is legit! Hammer time!”
Barry Norman: former being and film critic. “I felt sea sick all the way through it, hated it.”
Beyoncé, singing: “Fish and sharks, all the plants, its a mighty good sort of documentary type film. I liked the music in it a hell of a goddamn lot.”
Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder: “It’s like when we were in the studio together isn’t it Stevie? You’d play some keyboards, i’d play some drums, then you’d play some drums and i’d play some keyboards, or maybe a little guitar.” ” Yes Paul, it was very much like that, god bless you, I believe we should all live and help to give each other what we need to survive” “I agree Stevie!, because you know, people are the same where ever you go, there is good and bad – ” (Stevie) “Mmm-hmm” (Paul) ” – in everyone”
Smithsonian Channel Editor: “Thank you for asking ‘Can you play this on your channel please?’ Unfortunately we are unable to show this documentary at this time. But thank you for your inquiry. We have reviewed the film in question and considered it in breach of guidelines for an educational television channel. We thoroughly enjoyed it though.”
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